Have someone crafty on your gift list? Just imagine the look on their face when they unwrap this disgusting doozy. And it's not fake advertising, in that an earwax candle would be unique, and there's really nothing stopping them from actually making one, other than common decency.
Make Christmas Much More Merry With 10+ Gag Gift Boxes
Christmas just isn't Christmas without laughter, amirite? Sure, you want those screams of joy when kids open their presents, of course. If you get a pic of their insane faces, all the better. That's a keeper.
But isn't it awesome to mess with your loved ones too, just a little? Giving a gift a diabolical wrapping job is a classic, often involving layers of zip ties and duct tape. The new thing is to fake out your family and friends with real gifts inside phony boxes for weird products.
For once, they might want to keep the box as much as what's inside!
Earwax Candle Kit
The Extra Pocket
Perfect for the jet-setting traveler who always seems to need another spot for stuff — they might, just for a moment, think this thing is real. And legit, there have been times when I've wanted just one more pocket in my life.
Extreme Chores Video Game
Never mind fantasy worlds, prepare little Jimmy for the crushing disappointment of the real world! Seriously though, I would only hope that this box would be big enough for a real XBox.
My First Fire
Your judgment of what's a good gift for someone will look so much better when it comes inside a box for a child's fire lighting kit. I mean, whatever you give pretty much has to be more appropriate than that, right?
The Pet Butler
Just to mess with the fawning dog parents in your life. I suppose we're not quite living in a society where monkey/robot butlers are common, so a serving vest for pets would have to be the next best thing.
Bacon-Scented Dryer Sheets
Okay, I kind of want these for my own laundry, especially with a wall mounted dispenser. Sadly, I think whatever you put in this box might be a disappointment. Wrap at your own risk!
Cheese Printer
It's a safe bet that a cheese printer would create the highest calorie mementos out there, and again, I kind of want to try one. Like too many things in life, it's too good to be true!
NapSack Sleep Hood
I guess any sack could be a nap sack if you're tired enough. Still, I would totally put something like jewelry in there just to see the look of confusion turn to joy.
Crib Dribbler
Because you want friends and family with newborns to know that you care about their well being, show them you'd take care of their child just as well as you'd care for a hamster.
Tech Neck Hands-Free Device Collar
I just love that she's using this thing to hold her phone while talks on another phone. Perfect packaging if you're giving someone a new phone this year.
Plant Urinal
For the busy office worker in your life, this might just underscore how much they need to work on their work-life balance. Plus it's just funny — I mean, can't you just pee right into a potted plant anyway?
12,000 Piece "Majestic Moon" Jigsaw Puzzle
For those who love a challenge, this would definitely fit the bill. Put a sweater inside this box and you'll really confuse your recipient.
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