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Crocs With Fanny Packs Exist And We're Confused

There are very few things the world can collectively agree on. However, it seems that no matter where you go, most people will tell you that they hate Crocs.

Now, I know this is a lie because for a brief period of time, everyone loved Crocs, and deep down, we all wish they were still cool because of how comfortable they were.

Well, this new line from the foam shoe company might just elevate their cool status again (or not, you be the judge).

BEAMS, a Japanese clothing company has just released their collaboration with Crocs, the all-American foam leisure shoe.

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There are quite a few styles from this line to choose from, but one has generated far more viral buzz than the rest.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the fanny pack Croc.

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I don't know whether this is ridiculous or actually really smart. I will never turn down an extra pocket, but at the same time, they're Crocs.

The design has already been called peak "dad fashion".

I could definitely see my dad wearing these, although I'm not sure if purple and teal are his colors.

Besides the fanny pack Crocs, there's also this design which features visors on the shoes.

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Okay, now this one genuinely confuses me. Why would your shoes need visors? I mean, visors as a concept already make no sense — they're like half a hat. I need to move on from this before my head explodes.

There's also these Crocs with a fancy fringe.

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Just when I thought I had seen it all, along comes these Crocs sporting some tassels. I think I'm going to pass on these.

Has this new line of Crocs redeemed the shoe line for you? Or are they still a major fashion faux pas?