Creating your own business is hard. Even if you can get the materials and the supply chain together to meet everyone's needs, they have to actually need the things you're providing.
And that's difficult enough to inspire an entire marketing industry, but even the simple task of going with a business name can be surprisingly challenging.
As my mom always says, "If you thought of it, somebody else did too," and nowhere is that reality clearer than when people try to incorporate companies with clever names.
However, it seems that some folks are so aware of this that they aren't even trying to be original. As long as their name and product are just different enough from the big brands, they figure they're on easy street.
And the results are hysterical.