19+ Moments That Made Us Go ‘I Wish I’d Thought Of That’

You're telling me that you can get fridges with this feature and I don't have one? I have been absolutely done over by the man in Curry's!

I don't know what we did to deserve Jeff Goldblum, but I am thankful for it. What a truly incredible human being.

I might just have to do something like this for my partner on Valentine's Day, just buy any old card and write, "All of the Valentine's Day cards were painfully saccharine and insipid so I got you think one instead."

This car has a very specific set of skills that make it a nightmare for drivers like you...as is my experience with all Nissans that I've previously owned!

I wish that I had thought of doing this and unleashing a load of velociraptors at work when I worked at Costa. That would really have discouraged customers from coming in and bothering me.

I like where your head is at, however, I imagine that she has already seen it and just rolls her eyes whenever she passes it and refuses to mention it. That's what my partner would do.

I would have loved to have done something like this in my yearbook. Did the photographer not wonder why so many of them had the same pineapple shirt on?!

I don't know what kind of dry cleaner this is that has this on their sign, but I'd be very wary of taking in your finery.

It will probably not surprise you to know that this person had just graduated with a master's in Computer Science.

No matter how much you think, "Oh, well if I just buy one more then there is no way that it can't knock the rest down," don't do it! These machines are the devil's handiwork!

This is genius, as now their wife will think that they took the time to try and wrap it themselves!

Although, when it comes to my cat, no matter where she sits you can be sure that she is always hungry!

I would have loved to do this to the keyboards in high school, only to cause the music teachers to have a hideously sounding meltdown.

As someone who has absolutely zero chill when it comes to technological mishaps, I think I'd have been smashing things within five minutes.

It would be a lot harder to get anything from the shops if this was in place, as I imagine most people would just never open their shops in the first place.

Do they have to actually be a "friend" or can I take in a person I don't like and just body slam them anyway?

I'd be more likely to see the Jeep as a financial burden if I'm honest. Although, you don't need to put a Jeep through school I guess.

This is a wonderful way to describe high school. I only wish that I had come up with such an apt description of that period of my life.

I wonder how their father took it. I think there would be a part of my dad that would want to eat them all anyway just to go one up on the prank.

I spent years staring hopelessly at T. S. Elliot texts, and I'm just annoyed that I never thought to do this even once.

A few people claimed that this is more officially called the "Asshat Tax," and I quite like that as a formal name for this!

You can never have enough bread! Damn it, if you want some bread, you go out and you get that bread!

Well, any excuse for a party I guess? Max also looks remarkably enthused for someone at a going away party for their testicles!

I mean, I don't wish that I had thought to do this for one of my friends, I wish that I had just asked for a pink Dora the Explorer cake that says "Asshole" on it. Perfection.

I'm also thinking that this would be a good name to change some of the accounts to if you have an ex who you think is still lurking on your account.

I had no idea that I could have just written, "My answers have been removed due to third-party copyright constraints" on my exams! That would have been a lot less work!

I particularly like how it looks like the skeleton is in on the joke and is saying, "Hey, did I getcha?! Did I spook ya?!"

I love that the photographer didn't bother to get a new one, they just took this one and thought, "Yep, they're gonna live to regret that down the line!"

You can try and change their minds, but I don't think you'll be hearing any argument from Jason or Michael.

Sure, you can't use the balcony, but you can make a nice little dinner date for the bugs and the birds!

I bet he's really easy to get gifts for then! Plaques all across the city!

Sooo...is this an invite or not? You want me to get drunk alone in my apartment while you're having fun?

Remember kids, don't actually try to use a fire extinguisher as an oxygen tank. I don't think you want to breathe what's in there.

The most foolproof plan for any business. Can't lose face if you become a charity!

You were just...learning. You learned how to spell all those words right there. Development.

If I smell cinnamon rolls in the morning and walk out to find none, I'm moving out. I live alone, but still.

After a nice Tai Chi session, you can relax and wind down even more with Chai Tea! A perfect combo name-wise and lifestyle-wise.

Someone suggested that they put reflective materials into the baby's eyes to add that extra element of fear. However, I think I'd have a heart attack if I saw that baby with glowing eyes late at night!

Wow, they really cover all their bases! And it's a direct road to being a boxing champ! Why doesn't everyone have this?"

My sassy comment about procrastination will be typed here when I can be bothered. I wouldn't hold your breath though.