Hi. Hello. You know Martha Stewart? The timeless blonde bombshell who has been teaching men and women how to be the masters of entertaining since the '80s?! A woman who has always expressed the importance of a well placed napkin?!
Well, she recently got called out for eating lobster on Instagram, and naturally, she didn't take it very well!
Remember her thirst trap selfie that stopped the world briefly this past summer?
Martha Stewart's thirst trap pool selfie is truly the only thing that motivated me this year!
Martha has continuously given fans unforgettable moments this year, like that time she drunk-spammed a chicken coop's Instagram account.
One must make sure to feed and water the chicks daily!
Thank you Martha!
So when the 79-year-old shared a picture of her bougie at-home lobster dinner on Instagram, it was a very MARTHA STEWART thing to do!
"Simple table setting. Tables covered in old fashioned butchers paper. We have a giant roll of it in the basement."
Ugh, such a domestic goddess!
"Damn Martha, you know how to enjoy life with friends and family! Cheers!" commented another.
"Call me a party pooper, but putting a live lobster in a pan of boiling water is disgusting! I can’t stand seeing the poor things with their claws bound stuck in tanks. We humans need to evolve beyond this stuff," commented one critic.
"I’ve always followed you. Loved your show. But do you ever feel this is all a little tone-deaf! There are people lining up for hours for a bag of potatoes!" commented another.
"[T]he lobsters were $4 each from a fisherman who was happy to be getting more than from his regular buyer. We had potatoes from our own garden. And corn from a local farm which we support," Martha explained.
She concluded: "We care about the pandemic and observe healthy living and social distancing etc and we wear masks we are good people."
YOU TELL 'EM, MARTHA!
