Look, nothing personal, but odds are I like your dog more than I like you.
Again, please don't take it personally. In fact, you should take it as a compliment! It means your dog is just so wonderful, and so gosh-darn adorable, that I find his company preferable to yours. You've done an excellent job raising him. Now please leave so we can hang out together in peace.
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