Some people out there are talented enough to capture the essence of the human experience with their words. They say what we're all thinking but what we can't — or won't — articulate.
They are our collective voice, and despite the fact that we may not always agree with them, we know that they're also kinda right...
There is enough indifference in those two letters to last that baby till it's old and gray.
Perhaps, like some people who are unable to see color, Linda is unable to see the blue mold that has infested the pizza dough.
I think we all know that someone had to say it, and it wouldn't have been even half as funny if her name wasn't Annie.
They may not see it as a gift now, but who doesn't look back fondly on their parents' reprimands as though they're precious gifts?
Do people actually like their own photos on purpose? Seriously guys, what is that one extra like really going to do for you?!
Hey, if my stomach could look like a famous person's face instead of looking like a bag of dinner rolls, I'd take it!
Look, the kids have got to learn sooner or later about the harsh realities of life. It doesn't always pay to be flashy.
Anyone who's ever stepped on a piece of Lego knows there is no way the hydraulic press comes out of this one unscathed.
No, seriously though, get yourself a refund while you're at it. Those things look like E.T. got to third base with the Silver Surfer.
I'm not saying this applies to everyone out there, but you've gotta admit it's a little funny.
I wish I was half as photogenic as that li'l monkey. It puts my pics from my summer abroad to shame.
I can't even think about what I'm going to eat for lunch tomorrow without getting anxious, so you'll have to forgive me while I block this tweet out forever!
You know what they say, "the medium is the message!" Okay, maybe they don't say that. Maybe the only people who say that are Marshal McLuhan and your college Media Studies prof.
Looks like that turned into one expensive camping trip. Just the pharmacy component alone is more than four years of college.
If this isn't the most accurate expression of our state of being, then I don't know what is.
It's everyone's duty to stop these vile acts against one of our most precious resources. Stand up to pizza abuse! Don't be a bystander!
No one likes smug rhetorical questions, especially when the purpose is to make everyone aware how much their life pales in comparison to the asker's.
This is the truest and most sincere sentiment ever to be written in a card. Never has the human condition been so perfectly captured.
Jeez, with a post like that, it might be time for Beverly to turn her gaze inward for some quiet reflection.
I'm on team Android, and even I get this. This is what brand loyalty does to you — you might be brainwashed, but at least you have iChat.
I can't be the only one who thinks giving your sympathies for the death of a loved one in a Facebook comment is weird!
There is no satisfaction as complete as when you give yourself, body and soul, to garlic bread.
It just goes to show that the phrase "we can still be friends" is the biggest lie on the entire planet.
If you ask me, it's not about the money, it's about whether you want to get diarrhea or E. coli. So yeah, I'm with Taco Bell.
