As the weather is starting to get warmer and thoughts of summer are on our mind there's one fashion item we need to explore. I'm talking about swimsuits, ladies.
So the whole point of wearing a swimsuit is to look attractive. Am I wrong? Well, this is definitely not working.
This swimsuit really elevates the previous one.
You can feel like Borat in this swimsuit from Amazon if you were really feeling the inspiration this bathing suit season.
Welp, this is less than ideal.
Ripping the seam of my pants is one of my worst fears, and now it's worse because I never thought it could happen to a swimsuit!
Online shopping is already horrible enough as is. To think you're ordering the right size, only to get something that's at least 10 sizes too small? I would be done online shopping forever.
This is a tan line that is sure to last the rest of the summer. Lucky her!
I know that pregnancy looks different on everybody, but something is definitely fishy about this "maternity" swimsuit.
We've all received the wrong size in the mail at some point or another, but this is just a little excessive.
This is what happens when you opt for that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini only to realize you really need more coverage.
I always look at these type of swimsuits and think, "How cute is this?" only to realize the tan lines from it would be absolutely hideous.
Was I joking or what? Isn't this the creepiest swimsuit you've ever seen? This is giving me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies. Gross!!!!!
Swimsuit material really doesn't last. I've had this problem at the gym many times.
But in a swimsuit, there is no barrier between you and the swimsuit.
Seriously. Every time I wear a bikini and even make one small movement in water, there goes my top.
What is this sorcery and witchcraft?!
As someone who can never find the right size for swimsuits, I definitely relate to this photo. The struggle is so, so real.
OMG, just when I thought the previous picture would give me nightmares I end up looking at this? And it comes in six different colors!
Hide your kids, ladies, and gentleman, when this guy is on the loose. Ain't nothing stopping him from running your way. My eyes, my eyes!
This is proof that not everyone can go strapless when it comes to bathing suits. When in doubt, please for our sake get some straps. Case closed.
Attention ladies with big busts, when you try on your bathing suit please ensure that you won't create an unintended sensation at the beach. Thank you.
Okay so not only women can make swimwear mistakes. Clearly, men need some serious help in this department as well. Not cute at all.
OMG, what exactly am I looking at? Is this a DIY CD bathing suit? But on second thought, what a way to advertise.
This swimsuit doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it? This poor woman just wanted a nice one-piece and got this instead.
During bathing suit season, you either need to stick to a two-piece or a one-piece, or you could end up with some wild tan lines that can be mistaken as part of the swimsuit itself.
Ha ha ha, when all fails just try this. Maybe your swimsuit will listen this year. It's worth a try.
"When you are going for 'cool pink leopard one piece and scouse bun combo' but your fella tells you that you remind him of a little pig with your bun as the tail....." this Instagram user said in their caption.
This sunrise-inspired design actually looks pretty cool, but did they have to put the pink horizon right on the crotch? It looks like "Aunt Flo" came for a visit.
I get that the strappy look is very in right now for swimsuits, but you seriously need a manual to put them on.
It's become impossible to just wing it with swimsuits these days. Try it or else you could have a total fail on your hands.
Does anyone else feel like every store has the weirdest sizes when it comes to swimsuits? Are you sure these weren't made for kids??
While there are more swimsuit sizing options than ever before, for whatever reason, no one has designed a suit for women with long torsos. C'mon, already!
The swimsuit options when you're expecting are even more limited, although they do make for funny pics like this one.
You know it's going to be bad when they don't even show the actual suit in the ad. I can see right through this terrible photoshop.
I definitely have to think this through more carefully.