I've only been put under anesthesia once in my life and as far as I know, I was more grumpy than funny about it. Which isn't really a surprise.
But that groggy, druggy state sometimes causes people to say or do some very odd things and often, the only people who get to enjoy the show are the doctors.
Which is why a curious Redditor decided to ask: "Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?"
The answers did not disappoint.