It doesn't take parents long to realize just how weird kids can be sometimes. Most of the time, this takes the form of pretzeling themselves into bizarre positions and claiming they're perfectly comfortable or coming up with a strange catchphrase.
However, kids can also have the same dark sides as the rest of us and they're a lot less shy about showing it. For instance, the last time I watched my little cousins, they kept going on about all the horrific ways they imagined Humpty Dumpty maiming himself when he famously fell off the wall.
One little girl, however, was saving her dark side for a special occasion.