I have a lot of feelings all the time, and for the most part, they are good feelings. They're mostly about food, but that's another chat to have at a different time.
But these photos give me the wrong feels. Like, not bad, just more like icky, heebie-jeebies–type feels. Are you ready for them?
Why does that just make me feel uncomfortable? As an idea, it's okay, but should it have reaaaally happened?
Or they're completely clueless and just wanted to make a sign, and I'm the morbid one.
But even I know that there are quite a few errors in what otherwise looks like a beautiful map. I'm totally fine if we go with "Australasia"* from now on, though.
*Note: Turns out Australasia is a real thing. And I am still bad at geography.
Look at it! Peering out at you with a creepy little grin...my instinct is to burn it.
If you walked through this, you would be covered in webs for WEEKS.
Like, I'm sure it tastes just as good and it's what's on the inside that counts.
I would still eat it, without a doubt, but I would be bitter about it.
I think that maybe this wouldn't happen in your stomach because of acids and such, but still. Freaky.
And this placement is everything that is questionable in this world. Maybe that's when you need to hear it most?
No, not the label. The air bubbles... HOW MUCH WATER IS IN THAT THING?
I have never seen anything like that and refuse to believe that this was actually made by a human.
And to be honest, I can't really blame them for feeling that way.
Just say it really, really fast and you'll get it. And then cringe like I did.
I'm pretty clueless as to why this was created in the first place, but I'm not exactly mad about it.
Okay, they're not in love, I know. But there's just so much touching!
I know you're not supposed to cuddle giant caterpillars, but that's all I want to do with this little big guy.
