The Wenger 16999 is the Swiss Army Knife for Swiss Army knives. It is an absolute beast of a knife, a kitchen sink of a knife, boasting no less than 87 different components that supposedly perform 141 functions. It's over-preparation incarnate, and weighing in at seven pounds, it's less a pocket knife and more the sort of thing that should come with wheels on it so you can tow it behind you.
As much as it's anything but practical, the Wenger 16999 is also perfect fodder for comedy. Folks know it, too, and on Amazon, people have been leaving the greatest reviews.
Here's a sampling.