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Man Reveals To Grandma That Her 'Thermal Socks' Have An X-Rated Purpose

mason.zimmer 11 Jul 2019

If you managed to get through your teenage years without your parents catching you in an embarrassing situation, you're probably also the owner of a four leaf clover.

As we underwent hormonal changes, many of us found a need to satisfy some private urges, but the circumstances of doing that sadly weren't always as private as we'd prefer.

This topic is often one that parents feel uncomfortable with.

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So it can lead to some awkward conversations once all is said and done. But that all fades into the past once we become adults, right?

Sadly, this wasn't the case for one man in Japan who is caring for his grandmother.

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When the man came home one day, he noticed something unusual on his grandma's feet.

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Apparently, things had become a little drafty that day and she figured these pink rubber slips were some handy thermal socks.

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It's hard to tell how well they served that purpose, but it's definitely not what they were for.

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In fact, they made up the replaceable ends of his fleshlight, a product designed to simulate a vagina.

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Yes, Grandma was wearing the, er, business ends of her grandson's masturbation toy.

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This put the man in the unenviable position of having to explain the item's true purpose to his grandma.

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One might think it would be better to let things lie and decide that she doesn't know won't hurt her.

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Unfortunately, The Mirror reported that they didn't feel quite right to her, which naturally prompted some questions.

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I have to ask: why were they somewhere that Grandma would be likely to stumble upon them?

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I feel his pain, though in a less mortifying way. This is like the time I played Cards Against Humanity with my parents and ended up having to explain what some of the dirtier cards meant.

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However, that wouldn't be the end of this grandson's duties that day.

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Since these aren't meant to be worn on the feet, the grandma was having trouble taking them off, so he had to come to her rescue.

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Although the first one came off relatively easy, the one on her left foot would prove to be a little more stubborn.

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Other than the obvious reason for this outlined above, this might have to do with the fact that she was wearing slippers under them.

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Regardless, these fleshlight slips showed off their full elasticity as he tried to pull them off.

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Finally, he was able to make it budge enough that his grandma could move the main part from around her ankles and bring his nightmare to a close.

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Still, it was hard even for someone who has to deal with this situation not to see the funny side in it.

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Although his tweets about this situation are in Japanese, it almost feels like we could see him roll his eyes as he posted them.

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Not only that, but his grandma didn't show any signs of caring about his fleshlight once she was able to free her feet from its covers.

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Which is pretty chill of her. Most grandmas would probably be mortified.

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It's likely that the man has since gotten rid of these fleshlight slips, though.

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As The Mirror reported, he no longer felt comfortable using them after he knew they'd been on his grandma's feet.

It's definitely easy to see why that would be a mood-killer.

h/t: The Mirror

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