We never know when a good idea is going to shoot across our poor, tired brains. Many people have had them come in dreams, but my dreams are either too boring or make no sense, so that's out.
So for the rest of us, I guess the only hope is to see people struggle with a problem that seems obvious to us.
I'm guessing that's what happened with these folks.
If this is how we're wasting each other's time in 2018, this year is about to be even scarier than I thought.
And that little heart makes him even more of an evil genius.
OK, fine. I just want to believe that because I lowkey think that watching TV this way is worth the risk.
Don't lie, I know I'm not alone.
Sure, there are a whole bunch of problems we still have to solve, but I feel like we could have resolved this stair dispute a long time ago.
I'm sure I'll change my tune if I end up having a kid who does this kind of stuff, though. That kid's teachers are on their own.
Granted, I could probably find this exact thing on the internet but...trust me, going too deep into Sonic research is kind of a bad idea.
There are just some things that nobody should ever see.
Unless they assumed that all the cool science museums don't capitalize their own names. And that handing in the permission form after you go on the trip makes perfect sense.
Haha yeah, I thought the parents were implying something else with the sock, too. Imagine if this person never saw that message.
Awkward...
But I suppose that a world with no regrets is just some beautiful, unattainable dream. I'd love to see "I can even do the hard ones" in a tattoo artist's bio, though.
If nothing else, they'd have to admit that it promotes good dental hygiene. It certainly beats looking at some ugly pipe, or whatever that is.
Yeah, I'll admit I'm kind of grading on a curve here, but let's just go with baby steps for now.
I suddenly wish that I didn't spend every nap time just laying on the mat, bored out of my mind. That was valuable education I missed out on.
Socrates was put on trial for his ideas, this guy got kicked out of the mall. It's pretty much the same story.
Plus, the wedding industry has gotten away with overcharging for this stuff for way too long.
Just because you rushed to school in your pajamas without showering doesn't mean you can't appreciate a little class.
I'd say the kid's raising the bar, but I'm lucky because neither of my parents are 100% sure what day their anniversary is so that works out.
Unless I can somehow write donuts off as a business expense, I'm glad we agree that this receipt is as redundant as their slogan.
To any wise guys saying stuff like "so he could play it and pose with it," you're part of the problem.
I don't know what problem exactly, but shame on you.
"No matter what happens, the important thing is that we're getting through it together, bacon."
I imagine the pilots are so over this by now that they're saying "just ignore him" to the passengers. No "ladies and gentlemen," no nothing.
They could've driven themselves crazy trying to get the whole cast to do something, but this plan actually got them what they wanted.
And let's not pretend the man didn't trim some wigs.
Not to mention, if they can use snitches then why shouldn't the people get a few of their own?
I guess love can inspire you to perform some heroic feats. I'm holding out for the part where I can lift a car, though.
I'm not sure if this would feel better or worse after it melts, though. That's one experiment I'm not volunteering for.
OK, I went to go check and this kid obviously knows a step I don't. The FBI haven't even texted me.
Rude.
