There are moments that, regardless of how hard we try, will haunt us for the rest of our lives. Whether it's an awkward conversation, a silly accident, or a ridiculous mistake, no one can get out of this maze called life without a couple of scratches.
That being said, just because we're all damaged, doesn't mean we can't laugh at our baggage. After all, that baggage is what made us so sarcastically witty in the first place.
It's like being suspended between trauma and The Twilight Zone. There is nothing worse.
The trick is never having a home to make, that way you avoid any and all cooking related catastrophes.
I can also feel the hanger radiating from this man's stomach. Pizza is life, and if you don't understand that, I don't want you around.
You could also say this is another reason why you shouldn't get married at all, but that may be a little too harsh.
I swear, if you make anything look like chocolate, chances are everyone will try to take a bit out of it.
Let this sweet angel baby enjoy his bone in peace. You should be ashamed of yourself. If you're not, I'm sure the entire world has enough shame that you can borrow.
Apparently, your average bicycle is actually a machine capable of mass destruction.
That is just some straight-up disrespect to the king.
First of all, why does this sign need to exist? Second of all, why does this sign need to exist? Every single day the human race strays further and further away from the light.
What an amateur move. Everyone knows bus drivers travel in packs. If you mess with one, you mess with them all.
I'm shocked, except that I'm actually not. If you want a quality birthday cake, you go to an actual bakery.
I've never been this close to death, but I don't consider this swampy situation a happy one.
They don't know it at this second, but they are about to get the scolding of all scoldings.
It will haunt their dreams for years to come. They'll pass it onto their own children as a lesson to never play soccer near old men playing backgammon.
The first rule of social media: Never assume a selfie is a Face Swap unless explicitly labeled as such. Nice going, Caps.
Hulk must have been so happy when he got that response. Not embarrassed at all.
I almost want to question how the pet died in the first place, but I'm scared that I won't want to know the answer.
Just when you thought a crack in the stall door was the worst public bathroom design...
...it's been topped, y'all.
I am genuinely concerned for these people. I have a strong feeling that they didn't mean to put themselves in actual grave danger.
It's even hands-free! What you want to do is TURN YOUR HAT AROUND!
I guess if you really need a new grill, this is the fastest — and most dangerous — way to get one.
I'm just saying that this particular locker looks like it's currently being used by someone who is hardcore.
This looks like a stain that no washing machine will be able to get out. I guess this person is just gunna have to live with it.
This is true friendship in its current form, and nothing is more captivating than that.
Or should I say disservice? This is just unacceptable. I would be calling the police immediately.
