Quotes For When You're The Proud Owner Of A Goldfish Brain

Some of us have more than just the occasional brain fart. Our terrible memories go way beyond that. We continually repeat ourselves, ask the same questions, and even forget what the heck we're doing while we're doing it.

We've compiled some quotes for all of us who seem to have somehow misplaced our human brains and are stuck with itty bitty goldfish brains.

1. This is for everyone who forgets their texts.

We all have someone in our lives, or perhaps even are that person in our lives, who will get a text and think we've responded.

Or we send a text and forget we've even sent it at all.

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2. Here's one for the smart people who can also misplace their brains.

Even people who many would never expect lose their thoughts and even their words can have more than a few stumbles.

Unfortunately, they are usually the victims of higher stakes brain farts.

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3. This is one for those of us who zone out when there's too much pressure.

This is for those who don't just panic when having to make a split decision but they quite literally just space out. These are probably not the best people have around during a crisis.

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4. Finally, here's one for people who are always telling the same story.

Many people know at least one person that repeats the same stories over and over again, and for those of us who are those repeat offenders, it can't be helped.

Some people have brains that go round and round like a merry go' round.

Let us know what you think of these quotes and if any or all of them resonate with you.

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