We love a good clapback, especially when it's putting people in their place for being so silly.
And as a member of the LGBT community, I can confirm that we do, in fact, have a Master's Degree in shutting down any form of bigotry that comes our way. And we usually do it while wearing a very cute outfit, sitting on a rainbow throne, and sipping a cup of very hot tea.
Here's proof.
When you really think about it, you realize that straight people make a bigger deal out of gender than LGBT people. All this "pink equals feminine" and "blue equals masculine" stuff is just EXHAUSTING.
This actually puts into perspective how silly the questions LGBT get from straight people all the time. Like, imagine asking someone what caused them to be straight or why they're always flaunting their straight-ness?
While it's not very nice to go after someone for a quality they can't change, maybe that was the point? And you know it's an expert clapback when there was no need to mention the grammar mistakes at all.
Sometimes you read something and get taken over by an overwhelming need to facepalm and/or bang your head against a wall. This is one of those moments.
You know someone's about to go in with an expert clapback when they use fruits and vegetables to make their point. It's like, ouuu, get it.
"Can't hang this on the balcony in my own home? All good, you can make up random rules, and I'll still figure out ways around them" —This home owner.
But then if you decide to be rational and really think it through, you'll realize it's definitely the best thing ever.
Especially if the picture it paints is as fierce as a boy serving it in a flowy wedding dress, strutting down the aisle in six-inch stilettos.
Some people find the most obscure argument and just go with it, so it's always refreshing to see a good comeback to knock some sense into this madness.
Not today, not tomorrow, not next week... I think you get the point. Hopefully this'll teach him to do something better than tweet this nonsense during his free time.
And now Benjamin's been made out to be the wrong one, must suck.
Just embracing the gayness is truly the best way to shut the bigotry down.
Listen, I'm all for strong homosocial relationships, but, like...you don't have to stretch too far to get there with these.
I realize that this is a troll account, but I've got nothing but love for anyone willing to set up a whole account to clap back at homophobes on Facebook.
I mean, it's not like I was going to pass that class anyway. I might as well make a statement on my way out the door.
"Oh, sorry, what's that, Kim? Could you show me again where it is I should sign so that I can have the opportunity to wreck you?"
I want to say that love wins, and it does, but, like, even just kinda liking someone is fine, too! Everybody just relax!
That's at least a weekend that you've dedicated to banning people now. I hope you enjoy it! Or was that all talk?
"Relentlessly gay" sounds like a pretty good life goal, TBH.
I mean, he used physics to prove his point, so like, it must be true.
Guys, just because you heard the word "wig" on American Idol doesn't mean you can use it, okay?
Plus, they just have the cutest nicknames for each other. Wig!
Nothing makes a fool out of a bigot more than throwing in their face the fact that the person they're making fun of is way more successful than they ever will be.
