45 People Who Played Us

"Mmmmm, yes. Strong with the force this baby is."

"David, stop what you're doing, it's incredibly blasphemous..."

I also particularly like the subtle irony in the fact that the school's motto is "Maturity through responsibility" and they went and did this.

Getting played by a coworker or family member who is a fan of pranks is one thing, but to get played by a piece of medical machinery is something else!

Sure, you might have accidentally played yourself and they might not be worth as much as you thought they would be, but it's still incredibly sweet!

This is the exact face that you can see on people who put on their Tinder bio that they "love going for long walks" and then actually have to go on one when they get a match.

"Today, we will be judging your eyesight by how far back you bent the sign outside and to what degree you left it standing at."

I'm guessing that this was a customer who did this? And, if so, I'd love to know how furious the clerk who had to fix this was when they saw it.

I mean, at least you used a picture where the supreme leader looks relly happy! Maybe your dad is just a big fan of his?

I was torn as to whether this valet was studying or just messing with people; however, the person who posted this went on to write, "He was taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and when he realized the page he left it on he got bright red."

This is why you never let people borrow your pens! Did you learn anything from school? And yeah, I didn't let people borrow pens, what of it?

In my experience, owning every DVD of the X-Files never actually leads to having a sex life, just a heads up.

How many tourists do you reckon that this tour guide has taken photographs of in this very spot?

Who are the people who have the time in their life to go out into the world and do this kind of stuff? I mean who has the time to write things on rocks, not turn rocks over... not that it makes much difference!

Oh, sure, you may not necessarily be getting a ticket off this guy, but this means the planet is in danger... presumably, I didn't watch those films, is that what happens?

God, there is no way that anyone can work at that height! You'd need an oxygen mask!

And no, the person who posted this picture had absolutely no idea who these people are. I don't know if they were just crouched behind the couch on the offchance, or if they work there and always try and pose like this when someone is taking a picture in that store?

"Why did you put that post there, now we can't see the clock?!"

"Should I move the clock a bit to the right?"

"No, that'd be stupid, I've got a better idea."

I never understood how people could be amazed at the fact that farms smell as bad as they do. They literally spread manure on their fields for Christ's sake.

Like most people, I was delighted by this quaint little sign, until I saw that they used the wrong "you're" at the bottom. Perhaps the managers should have gotten a dog to write the sign also!

Is there anything quite like the sinking feeling of seeing that the toilet roll is empty? I feel like once circle of hell could just be cubicles where all of them are out of toilet paper.

At that point, regardless of whether you've made a mistake, it's too late anyway! Just run out as quickly as possible and walk like nothing is the matter once you're free and clear.

They probably should have realized that other people had tried to peel off this satanic sticker; however, they explained that they thought it had just cracked a little.

Well, looks like the only thing to do now is to cut down the legs on everyone's desks and make them an appropriate size for these tiny chairs.

I mean, this is actually a more appropriate message to have up in a bathroom than "Hope" I guess.

They're not wrong. Also, is that meant to be an anarchy symbol at the end? It looks more like a terrible badge form a knockoff car dealership.

As someone who is very conscious about their feet, this is so mean! This person went on to say, "She looked so sad and said "Are my feet really that big?!!!' I felt bad then."

At first, I could not think of a single reason why anyone would have a shrimp scented spray in the first place. I am now incredibly glad that I don't know anyone who fishes!

Jeez, there really are more people out there buying tiny furniture by accident than I thought there were! Look into what you're buying before you buy something, guys!

I bet she's so excited for people who come over to ask her about this one. "Yes, that's my son, and yes, he's...like that."

Dogs always wanna go for more walks until they actually get the chance. He'll be careful what he wishes for from here on out.

The joke being that school was canceled that day. This is incredibly cruel, if my mom had pulled this on me back in the day, I don't think I would have been able to forgive her for maybe a whole hour.

Are you absolutely certain that your kid wasn't swapped with an alien while you were in the bathroom? Because that's what this looks like to me.

At least they're honest about it being worth what you pay.

When exasperation isn't enough, you need to take more passive measures. She sure got her point across though.

Not only did they follow your instructions, that little smiley tells me they followed them so well you're gonna regret it later.

I know they say that pets sometimes look like their owners, but I think if you're trying, it's kinda cheating.

Hey, no harm in asking, right? If he's starting his hustle that young, he'll be a great salesman when he grows up.

This is probably the least that person deserves, but it's an amazing start.

That happy face holds so much passive-aggressiveness in it I can feel it radiating through my screen.

I'm sure this was fun for him at least. It's like a puzzle that he had no interest in actually doing right but wanted to participate in anyway.

Now here's the question: big head, or small body?

Okay, alright, everyone has their preferences, but sometimes those preferences are wrong and bad.

It's not really that unbelievable, is it? If you choose to believe that everyone was indeed kung fu fighting, then your horizons will be forever broadened.

Well I didn't before, and I certainly don't now.

What a genius way to get back at someone! Sometimes the simplest revenge plans are the best!