No one ever said raising children was going to be easy, but I also sort of feel like they weren't very upfront about how awful it can really be, too.
Of course we love our children unconditionally and with all our hearts and blah blah blah. But I think it's good for parents to take some time out of their sticky, headache-inducing days to enjoy some quotes that get downright real about the reality of being moms and dads.
Get ready to laugh at your own suffering!
Then they look up at you like you're actually a sea witch, as if you didn't just spend the last ten minutes patiently and politely asking them to do something.
Honestly, there's just no winning with kids.
Let's let him relax on the couch while we try our very best to be super quiet and not disturb him because we all know Daddy is the one who really needs a break here.
Next he'll want to look for his favorite chips that you bought specifically for him at the grocery store, but that you ended up eating after he went to bed because you also happen to really enjoy that flavor.
"Food just keeps disappearing in this house, I guess!"
If you aren't leaving the house resenting at least one child, forcing another one into a winter jacket, and finally getting everyone in the car an hour and a half after the time you told yourself you'd leave, are you really a parent?
Kids will waddle around and bump into things all day long but as soon as you see a glimpse of something suspicious in their mouth, suddenly they turn into Usain Bolt going for gold.
