Drunk people are idiots. That's just objectively true. I have worked in a bar. I have frequented many more bars. I have intimate knowledge of the drunken struggle on either side of the table, and while it is fun from both perspectives, there are also many many downsides to a night out drinking with the boys. Or the girls, in fairness. Dudes' bathrooms in a bar at 2 a.m. are just coated in piss. Just coated! The women's, however, are infinitely worse for reasons I will not get into now.
However, despite all the bad stuff, sometimes drunk people manage to blow my mind in ways I never thought possible. The drunken human mind comes up with some of the most horrible ideas, but at the same time it is also capable of a MacGyver level of ingenuity that is truly astounding.
Feast your eyes on these, and share this with the inebriated Einsteins in your life!