15 People Who Are Expert Movers

Diply 4 Apr 2016

I worked at a moving company straight out of college. I hated it. Lugging around people's crap. Those same people filing a complaint because their coffee stand bedside table has a nick on it that "was definitely for sure not there before, oh and and it's worth $1379."

Horrible job. But it paid the bills and paid down my student debt. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Unfortunately for men, the things we have to do are usually done recklessly and dangerously, which is why we die so much earlier than women. Let this article serve as a word of caution to you all: Hire college-aged chumps like me to move your crap for you and then claim we ruined all your furniture. That's what movers are for.

1. If you listen really carefully, you can hear their mother yelling at them to stop.

reddit | rumblestilkskin
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2. They make life more difficult in almost every way...but that face. 

reddit | ChaalzDahmus
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3. The pose every man does when he's thinking, "It got IN the apartment, so how come it can't get OUT?"

reddit | hillmajo
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4. I think wildly dangerous acts like this should be legal. I mean, how much are we really missing out on should they hit a well-placed pothole?

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5. A 1979 Caprice: The redneck moving truck. 

Pinterest | Kelly Johnson
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6. If I fit, I sit: moving edition.

Flickr | Paul Keller
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7. I'm all for making moving easier, but humans are already really good at killing ourselves in dumb ways.

reddit | MatFrapper
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8. "And I STILL get 110 miles per gallon."

Pinterest | Dircks Moving & Logistics
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9. Ferrari should really revive the Caprice car/pick-up truck. There's clearly a market.

No Way Girl | No Way Girl
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10. That's the last time Stacey was asked to move the TV...and any of her limbs. Get well soon, Stacey.

Pinterest | Dircks Moving & Logistics
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11. Do you figure that's how they dock the Jet Ski?

Pior que eu Rí | Pior que eu Rí
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12. Most men's struggles in life stem from fitting things into other things. 

reddit | hyp-R
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13. "We can do it all in one trip and seventeen traffic violations. Trust me."

faxo | faxo
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14. He looks like he's in a part of the country that wouldn't care about him doing this. Somewhere like Utah.

Bored | Bored
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15. I'm not going to question how this happened.

Taringa | Taringa
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