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19 People Who Should, Like, Chill For A Sec

Diply 8 Sep 2017

Some people are extra. Some people are dramatic. Some people need Jesus. All these people, however, need a damn chill pill.

Some people just can't be tamed. But most people just need to take several seats. Here are nine people who need to, like, chill for a sec.

1. This diva of a mom.

Twitter | @Abeeraww

I mean, honestly, I relate to this. If someone crops me out of a photo, I cry for three days and vow to never show my face to a lens again.

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I love this mom's drama, tho.

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She looks bomb AF,too, I don't blame her. A crop feels personal, like someone literally chopped you out of their life. Not on my watch.

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2. This guy who has a hella passion for nugs.

Twitter | @neliousfilms

I mean, I thought I loved nugs. But this guy takes it to a whole new level. This is a forever kind of love.

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3. The person who thinks that these are the same things.

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It's hardly a "love of dead things." There is so much wrong with this that it's almost right.

No, I lied. It's all wrong.

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I'm just gonna take a break for a while.

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Turn off Facebook forever and retreat to a world where people don't feel the need to share so much about themselves.

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4. This person who accidentally spiked their coffee. 

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Have you literally been living under a rock? Who doesn't know what Purell is? The dispenser is a dead giveaway. Does it look like it was made for consumption? No, it doesn't, ya dingus.

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Let's just hope they didn't try to drink from it afterwards.

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This just makes me so concerned for the world as a collective whole. How does this person survive living on earth everyday if they think this way?

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5. This literal hulk of a human.

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This is a twist-off top. I don't understand this. I mean, I get pasta cravings. I hella get pasta cravings. But this feels a little aggressive. What did Itay ever do to you, brah?

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6. This BEAST.

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How dare anyone do this. This is a catfish of FOOD, which is much worse than a catfish of a human. I didn't know the world could be so cruel.

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As someone who eats cheese by the block, I am TRIGGERED.

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If anyone dared try this with me, I would pour bubbling hot cheese fondue on everything they held dear.

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7. You are trash, Josh.

Twitter | @jw

You are an emotional burden on the temple that is Chipotle. You are also creating so much unnecessary waste. You're also making people hate your guts.

Hope it's worth it, xoxo.

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If I worked at Chipotle and Josh walked in, I'd walk right out.

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Like, the people that work at Chipotle are angels, how dare you. Just buy everything and make it your damn self if you're gonna play like that.

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8. Haaaaaaaaaaaay! No. Gtfo.

Instagram | @failingonlinedating

Also, the person didn't reply for like what, an hour and this dude freaks out? If I reacted like that every time I waited an hour for a text I'd never have a Tinder date. Rookie.

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9. We all know this guy.

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That one guy who gets so aggressive when it comes to board games. He gets angry. Petty. No one is safe from his righteous wrath.

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Dramatic recreation of the monopoly table flip:

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I hope he felt like a little bitch ass. If someone dared try to throw a table at me over some Monopoly money, they'd be dead to me.

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10. This guy who I just need a moment of silence for.

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This is sad. And painfully uncomfortable. But mostly just, very, very sad.

Also, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Too many emotions.

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That's gonna be a no for me.

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Can you imagine the cost of the dignity he sacrificed for this? Not being able to wear shorts. He lives alife of jeans. Which is my personal definition of hell.

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11. I get it, dude. I'm single too, but there is no need for this.

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This is honestly so tough. Go to a fast food drive thru like the rest of us. You're so drama.

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12. This guy who took it a step too far.

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"Single and not loving it" is the title of my autobiography, and my first single, and the engraving on my tombstone.

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No offense, but, like, is he cute?

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I mean, like... I like that I can't see his eyes. That's mysterious. And he knows what he likes. And he's desperate. I like all these things tbh.

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13. This woman. I can't even lie: she is me in the future.

Twitter | @iP0PCHERRiES_

I wonder if it punctured his skin? Also, what tf did he do to make her lash out like this?

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14. Um, nope. Kids these days have literally no chill.

Twitter | @Nae_TrueBeauty

If you think promposals are trash (I do, esp cause I didn't get one), then take in this mock-kidnapping-themed homecoming proposal.

I'm sorry — what?

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Like, can you deadass imagine thinking you're gonna die?

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But instead it's bae, asking you to go to homecoming with him. Like, I would literally lose my mind. Why you playin' like this?

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15. The guy who used his instruments for evil.

Twitter | @str8boytexts

I am screaming. This is the wildest turndown. He deserves it, though. Don't use nice, innocent band instruments for your little riddles.

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16. We did this to ourselves.

Twitter | @tundecogun

We deserve this. We made bath bombs such a trend. Everyone is trying to find the next hottest bath trend. Literally. Hot. 'Cause it's soup.

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17. The inventor of this ice cream flavor.

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I have so many questions. Mostly... why? Also, how? How does one curate how breast milk ice cream is gonna taste? Also, am I surprised the breast milk ice cream is untouched? No. I'm really not.

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Like, is there actual breast milk in it?

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It's almost as if there should be in order to make any of this worth it. But then, you'd be eating ice cream sweetened by the excretions of a human, so... I hope not?

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18. This girl who lost her damn mind.

Twitter | @merxaid

Look, when your uterus is screaming at you, very few things seem irrational. Very few things. Like, a tampon tied to a Brita water filter? Makes sense.

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19. This boy who needs to take several seats. 

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Like, boy, who invited you to this fruit salad? Why you gotta make everything nasty? Why are you making it so hard to live?

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Just because a girl posts something onto the internet doesn't mean it's open to your gross interpretation.

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Take a seat, take a step, take a sip — 'cause boy, you thirsty.

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