You can't let anything hold you back these days — so don't! So long as you're not doing anything wrong, get out there and live your best life.
Whether you've always wanted to be a mime or one of those talking mimes — clowns? — don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams, big or small. Here are the people who went for theirs and did not hold back.
Have a day where you just do you, ya know? Treat yo-self, throw on a classic film, and be alone with your thoughts — as scary as that might sound.
Just advertise, ya know? If you're open and honest, I'm sure a partner will come around who's right for you. Or just be sketchy and find someone sketchy, I'm not Cupid over here.
You can't let yourself get cornered by so-called "traditional" or "appropriate" forms of artistic expression, alright? If that were the case, all the Soundcloud rappers out there would never go anywhere.
You bet they're keeping these juicy bois at work until they ripen! You think they're just gonna sit back and let "the man" tell 'em what's what?!
I'm sure I don't have to tell you how tired we all are of this very common stereotype. Let the RHBTAFSAATAPADIBMWAMIEASAACISM people live in peace!
You can always spot a driver from Tuscon, not because of their license plates, but because they'll be holding and kissing a small pet.
Hey, I mean, take a job where you can get it these days, right? Who knows? Maybe you'll end up with a nice bit o' coin.
Just 'cause you're not with Kanye, doesn't mean you're not with Kanye, ya know? In internet-land, this totally counts.
This is just the right attitude about everything. If you make fun of yourself, what are others gonna say? Then again, I could just be talkin' more useless crap like I always do here.
Not exactly what Snoop mean by "got my mind on my money and my money on my mind," but whatever works for ya.
But if we've learned one thing, it's to make sure the employee you're talking to isn't just some dude in a costume.
Look, I've seen a lot of shower curtains in my time on the internet, a lot — but this could be my new favorite.
It's like Big Shaq's "Man's Not Hot" except the ting goes, "bark bark bark, woof woof, grrrrrah!" I smell a hit.
Mine kinda just looks like one big bun. Like the kind you get from a novelty menu and they give you a free meal if you finish it.
I think his face on the right pic says everything about what he thought his chances were here.
I can only recommend a budgie or maybe some sort of very stable hamster to ride in the saddle and complete the look.
