24 People Who Know Exactly What They're Doing And Need To Not

Overall, I'm a pretty patient person, except when it comes to people who just know they should not be doing things. Yup, I'm looking at you if you do anything on this list, but I'm really hoping you don't because I'd like to think of my readers as my friends. And I just cannot be friends with these people.

1. So. Many. Things.

Imgur | marstonj

I don't even know where to start. Laying down? Stop. This is not your home and your entire body doesn't need a seat, move that bag and make room. And the shoes off?! REALLY?! I would have no shame in my staring game.

2. THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS, EVER!

Izismile | Izismile

I will never, ever understand the people who try to pull this off at the grocery store. You know the limit, you ignore the limit, and you hold everyone else up.

3. Want to know the fastest and easiest way to instantly let thousands of people know that you're a jerk? Just do this

The Meta Picture | The Meta Picture

Because once you hold up that poster, there is no way you are coming back from that.

4. I swear if I ever found out my mom was doing this, I would eat them all at once in spite 

Twitter | @Ryan_McCran

Which sounds extreme, but no one messes with me and my snacking.

5. I'm not the best driver in the world, but even I know that this does not count as parking. It's so bad that it must have been done on purpose 

Imgur | guywith12kidsr

Can you just not?

6. Yes, he knew he would be uncomfortable. Yes, he knew that he was being completely dramatic

Instagram | @djbewbz

A loaf of bread? Good sir, that is not how you treat your carbs.

7. Is there just something about being high up in the air that clouds people's judgment?

Reddit | xsited1

Because there's no way that anyone should think this is okay. I'd be asking for scissors.

8. You know you should have been paying attention, but all hope of that went out the window

Sizzle | Sizzle

I don't even get why, but yeah, it made sense at the time.

9. Clearly these bakers donut know what they're doing

Reddit | n3tspl1t

Believe it or not, these donuts are supposed to look like emojis. I know, I don't see it either. But they really wanted to go for it.

10. I get it, I have the urge for cookies, too. Like, I truly understand that more than you know

Imgur | macycakes

But why ruin the ice cream by taking out the best bits?! Go get yourself some real cookie dough!

11. If you're going to commit to spray painting your car (SUV, whatever), then you need to commit

Reddit | apatheticjester

Or you'll be like this guy and only do half. And then you'll look stupid, so don't.

12. Girl, we get it. Like, you look great and all, but no one has literally ever said that 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

It's just a caption to try and get the likes which I appreciate, but nah.

13. Whoever designs these knows EXACTLY what they're doing, and you KNOW you agree with me

Reddit | Keeeebin

Like, there's no way they can make a phone that scans your finger, but can't make a cord that doesn't break. Come on, people.

14. Nothing about this rocks

Reddit | timmyboi97

I wish I had a better pun here to really express my dissatisfaction. But all I can say is it's weird and messy and your knife would make that gross, metal scraping sound...they need to change this.

15. The restaurant is trying to be out-of-the-box, but the joke's on them because this is how I eat when I don't feel like doing dishes

Reddit | Doug-le-Guedin

Haha, suckers.

16. This pizza delivery man delivered the pizza UNDER HIS ARM 

Reddit | SeriousPan

That's a surefire way to wreck a perfectly good meal right there. Just look at that cheese. It's no gouda.

17. Normally, I think that dogs can do no wrong because they are the best creatures on this planet

Reddit | SleepTightLilPuppy

BUT, that being said, this normally good boy needs to rethink some things.

18. There's no way whoever installed any of this didn't realize that it was going very, very badly

Reddit | Dojo456

They should have taken a minute to fix it or, you know, just not do it.

19. Typos in tech are my fave typos to find

Reddit | wildmeli

Because it's just too late to fix them and you know that someone, somewhere, has messed up good.

20. Clearly, they could tell the paint was wet AND YET THAT DID NOT STOP THEM

Reddit | NoManNoRiver

Oh, heck no, just slap that bad boy on there. That also says it's wet paint...I actually don't think that's very useful.

21. You can just tell that someone doesn't have any cares left in the world

Reddit | Washout81

Even though we all know sweeping the sidewalk is the proper thing to do. And the only thing to do.

22. This is not cute or funny, it's just level 10 annoying

Reddit | combatpaddler

Do I sound bitter that I'm not the one getting a gift? Maybe. But I still stand by my statement.

23. I GET THAT WE CAN'T REALLY CONTROL WHEN THIS HAPPENS

Reddit | TheOtherJeff

But I would like to think that SOMEONE can put a stop to this madness.

24. I really, really don't think labels are needed when it's going to be pros who are sorting through these

Imgur | Imgur

Something tells me the TSA can tell the difference between protein powder and drugs. Just saying.

25.Whoever placed that sticker isn't slick.

Reddit | Sines1

They knew exactly what they were creating. I don't want any savory butt roles! You can't make me purchase them! Not even for that great price!

26. Crimes against hot-dog-manity.

Reddit | shinyPave

This has to be on purpose. This has to be done just to infuriate the people around them. It's not even easier to eat the hot dog that way — it's HARDER. It's LESS CONVENIENT.

I need a minute to calm down.

27. Desperately Seeking Attention

Reddit | maddskillz350

Putting your private life totally on blast on your Facebook page is already kind of socially a faux-pas, but doing it and then acting like other people need to mind their business is a whole other ball game.

28. What is this restaurant DOING?

Reddit | feeshodoom

This person was charged per onion ring, each one was labelled 1/13 even though there are 26 on the bill, and some of the onion rings cost one cent more than the others. I have so many questions, and no answers.

And no onion rings.

29. This slablayer needs to get FIRED!

Reddit | VerGuy

Or at least a stern talking to. There's no way you just don't notice you're putting in one slab the entirely wrong way. I refuse to believe it.

30. Whoever makes this ice cream is a mean person.

Reddit | Tom_Theunissen

I'm lactose intolerant, so I couldn't actually eat that much ice cream anyway, but darnit, if I want to try I should be allowed to! Instead, I can only be tricked by the misleading cup.

31. Mom of the year!

Twitter | @FemmeEnFeu

It's one thing to eat your kid's candy. It's a whole other thing to help him look for said candy to make yourself seem innocent. Dastardly.

32. Rage is a good energizer.

Reddit | booluvr83

This person didn't accidentally throw out someone's energy drinks at work — they did it on purpose to try to teach them a health lesson. The nerve!

33. The phone wars are getting out of hand.

Reddit | TogTheCogDog

Someone at this Reddit user's school ripped all the ends of the Android phone chargers, but left the Apple ones alone. That's just cruel.

34. Where to park, where to park?

Reddit | tseb3

If you park like this, you deserve whatever might happen to your car because of it. Seriously, how hard is it to move your car five feet to the right or left? I'm not a very good driver, but even I can do that.

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