Target: the happiest place on earth. Oh, you thought it was Disney? Think again, my friend, because a Target trip is a happiness you can experience over and over again for the low, low cost of...whatever you buy there.
(If you don't live near a Target, my extreme condolences.)
Anyway, since we're all aging and our idea of excitement is going to the big red circle, let's dive in and meet our fellow enthusiasts.
Ean you're valid. Sorry about your tweezers. Maybe buy a notebook.
I mean, from Target, of course. Maybe in that really dangerous dollar section up front, where money just disappears in red and white flames.
You know what would have been just as good as a haiku, Target? Giving Ean some free tweezers. It's what he deserves after gifting the world with such a good tweet.
Whoever did this was out to scar some people. The thing I wanna know is why Target is selling freestanding Spongebobs to just buy? That seems like a product that is too dangerous for us plebs to own.
What's better than being at Target? Uh... Getting your engagement photos done at Target, I guess? I mean, the great lighting is already there, and if you work there and red is one of your wedding colors... This is a lot of ifs.
Tfw you're in such a tight relationship with Target that it greets you like an old friend every time you roll up at like 10 p.m. needing to buy toilet paper but knowing you're going to end up in the accessories section with a cart full of stuff.
...now get ready for one kid in three boxes. If this were my kid, I wouldn't even be mad. I'd be looking to try and help cut eyeholes in the middle of the store. This is also probably why I don't have kids.
Let the Target force flow through you, young Padawan. Let it guide you to the cookie aisle, where you'll buy five different Oreo flavors just because you can. Or to the shoes, where another pair of slides await you.
This is like wearing black and red in a Sephora. This poor guy just wanted to wear his red polo in public, not be asked where press-on letters are. Guess that's the price of fashion.
Like, it took me two seconds to find this.
People of the world: how many of you have made the mistake of wearing red in the mystical land of Target, and why have you not learned? Tell me the tales of your bravery.
Sure, you're definitely going in for one item. You have no need for, like, new pillows for your couch, or a new lamp, or a popsocket, or a new dog bed, or a whole stationary bike...but you're gonna buy them.
What's the opposite of a 2319 aka humans found in the monster world? 9132? Anyway, Mike and Sully apparently decided to stop by and check out the famed land of Target. You can't unsee it now, can you?
This display is good from August to December 31st, let's be real. No one can decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween or Christmas movie, so why choose when to put up your really creative fan art?
Okay, so I have two theories here: either this crocodile-human hybrid decided to get into modeling REALLY late in the game, or the future of fitness is wearing crocodile skulls as helmets.
Ugh, all I wanted was a good deal on Mission yellow thin corn tortillas. Is that too much to ask, Target? I only needed 24 of them. I would have taken any sale you had. The betrayal is real.
I just wanna say, if I ever run into someone I know doing this, I want them to tell me the truth. Not only because it's amazing, but also because I probably would be doing the same thing. Thanks.
Qualifications for this job must also include the ability to walk through Costco without spending over $100, impeccable expiration date memorization, and the willpower to avoid the clearance section.
What would you do if you were in Target and just randomly saw Jenna Fischer? This is so cute, especially because it was taken in the toy aisle. Awww.
